Signs you have been married too long
Signs You’ve Been Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one, a mistress, are chatting.
To surprise and please their men, that night, all three decide to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the love of my life.’
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too. The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had great sex.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to my mother’s house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’