June 27, 2007 at 7:22 pm
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A few pics of Holly & Ellen
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This sizing seems to be a problem at the momenr for some people, I am currently working on this.
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June 17, 2007 at 11:39 am
· Filed under Odds and Sods
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres aired on TV or Radio, some familiar but all are better for being collated in one handy package.
Pat Glenn – Weight Lifting Commentator – ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.
New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Merhtens loves its when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him’
Ted Walsh – Racing Commentator – ‘This is really is a lovely horse. I once rode her mother’
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford/Cambridge Boat race 1977 – ‘Ah, isn’t that nice nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew’
US PGA Commentator – ‘One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is the before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them……Oh my god!! What have I just said?!!!’
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said ‘You’d eat beaver if you could get it’
A female new anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked ‘Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?’ Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they where laughing so hard!
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better after a 69 yesterday.”
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said ‘There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this’
Mike Hallet discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: ‘Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance gets.’
Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1′s UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts’
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddy Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open: ‘Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself’
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